Big News (About the Boy Scouts)!

 Guess what? There are already gay Boy Scouts — in fact, there have been for 103 years!* You can’t guarantee that no gays are in your organization just because you forbid them, in the same way that a No Trespassing sign doesn’t stop anyone from walking on your land.

 

*The first 12 guys to join the Boy Scouts were gay, actually.