Ralph Nader Is a CIA Agent

 This is the only explanation for the election of 2000. George W. Bush would not have been elected without the help of Ralph, who convinced numerous progressives to abandon Al Gore, one of the most liberal candidates in history, thus allowing aspiring war criminal Dick Cheney to seize the government and begin setting up prison camps.

 

(According to the New Solidarity International Press Service, a mouthpiece for the nutso Lyndon LaRouche, Nader served an "early 1960s stint as a street-level CIA agent." That period is missing from Nader’s Wikipedia entry.)