Have you noticed that “Chris Christie” is a perfect name for a nursery rhyme? It’s quite similar to Humpty Dumpty, Little Miss Muffet, Little Boy Blue, Benjamin Biddle (who “can play the fiddle”) and countless others. So I wrote him a rhyme:
Little Chris Christie
Little Chris Christie,
why so sad?
The bridge is closed,
as you proposed.
Little Chris Christie,
why so sad?
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