In a press conference in Germany, Michael O’Leary, the CEO of the European budget carrier, Ryanair, had some interesting things to offer. This gives a whole new meaning of a “full-service” business flight.
O’Leary announced that there would be business class flights now available as he addressed Trans-Atlantic flights. To the reporters, O’Leary gave the indication that business class passengers will receive “complimentary oral sex.”
Yes, that’s right kiddies…
At the press conference, O’Leary gave the suggestion that passengers that fly with Ryanair’s new business class rates will receive free oral sex. Perhaps it is a ploy to get people to fly on business class. It would seem that this will be the first time that Ryanair will be offering business class rates.
Anyway, who knows what is going inside O’Leary’s mind.
Yea, O’Leary did not hold back. He said that in business class, it would all be free. O’Leary said that it includes the oral sex.
In the original article in the Sydney Morning Herald, it states that it is an “obvious” joke on O’Leary’s part. The key word is “obvious.” At the moment, we do not know whether or not if O’Leary is joking.
If O’Leary is joking, it is highly unlikely that not everybody is laughing. One could say that O’Leary is addressing the sex-life in Germany.
In an unrelated note, Germany’s Deutsche Bank, back in April, has released a memo that sex cannot be written off as a business expense. The memo was issued as a result of the global credit crisis and not on a matter of business ethics.
But O’Leary’s statement will have us wondering if he is for real or not.
However, it would be funny if O’Leary was joking and did not admit it. Regardless if it is a joke or not, one has to admit this is pretty hilarious. If O’Leary is joking and does not admit it, I can imagine the future lawsuits filed by plaintiffs that did not get their “complementary oral sex.”
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