Important announcement…
Human beings are to be warned of a disease that is rampantly spreading.
The scientist community calls it Footinoralcavity Syndrome or Netasonnews syndrome
Commonly its also known as Foot in the Mouth Disease.
Infection mostly occurs in
* politicians
* film actors
* sports people
* Jobless people using the corporate bulletin board to vent their frustration or simply show their stupidity.
Symptoms are
* Generally preceded by verbal diarrhoea.
* Posting bovine feces kind of gibberish in public forums.
* Talking gibberish in front of the camera.
* Making tall claims
It can be cured by
* First, Carefully removing the foot from the mouth and place it back where it belongs
* Use a strong adhesive like Super glue or duct tape to seal off the oral cavity
* Use the foot of an uninfected person and strike it hard against the rearside of the infected person
* In case of infection spreading in a bulletin board, one of the best cure would be to Create a folder called XYZ Gibberish and ban the members of this folder from using other XYZ folders.
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