Make you child drink COKE as early as possible!!

This is what COCACOLA has to say in an advert:

laboratory tests over the past few years have proventhat babies who startdrinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in"during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.SO,do yourself a favor.Do your child a favor.Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now,for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

This seems to have been announced by the Soda Pop board of America as you see in the pic!.