n = noun; v = verb
Aroma n The smell of Italian cooking like mama used to make back in
Prosperity n All the good reasons why you should become rich and powerful
Context n All those misleading sentences in a contract, which are designed to confuse and misinform you.
Devotees n Provocatively shaped golf accessories that cause a sensation at the golf course and country club. They are designed for the keenest of golfers only.
Irreverent n A vicar with a true sense of what is absurd, both in this life and in the next.
Compassion n The feeling of extreme pity that you have for other people who simply don’t realise that you know the right direction to go in and they don’t.
Intelligence n The more advanced the microprocessor becomes in your laptop, the more it takes over from you and the more powerless you feel.
Discrete v To say bad things in private about Greek islands in the Mediterranean.
Coffer n Someone who coughs with extreme surprise when they open their wallet to find that there is far more money in there than they realised.
Incense v To become irate when the smoke from burning sticks gets into your eyes, nose, and throat
Architect n Someone who places discreet curved structures into buildings, which take quite a time to see.
Rearrange n The width of the space that your backside occupies when you sit on a chair, stool, or seat.
Harmony n Any amount of money that you find when you are feeling threatened or vulnerable. This discovery makes you feel more at peace with life in general.
Business v To run a coach company that specializes in tours to Loch Ness to try and see the monster.
Depend n That part of the swimming pool where you can just touch the bottom with your toes, while still having your head above the water. This point in the pool varies with the height of the individual concerned.
Intuition n The feeling that you really should have paid attention in class at school rather than having to pay for private lessons.
Intention n The desire to stay under canvas during the night, which slowly seeps away as the temperature drops. You end up staying in the local hotel overnight instead.
Drastic n When camping in the forest, these are the
final two pieces of wood that you are
prepared to rub together to try and start a fire.
Hebrew n A drink that will make a man of you.
Sober v To weep out loud because it is early in the morning and you haven’t had an alcoholic drink in over 8 hours. You aren’t an alcoholic though, you just enjoy a drink, don’t you?
Stereotype n One of those people to whom it is really important to have the most up-to-date and in fashion method to play their music.
Portfolios n Books that are suitable for reading only on the left-hand side of ships.
Chime n My personal energy which increases significantly when I am blown around by high winds.
Ingredient v To add far more of a particular item into the
cooking that it says you should do in the
recipe.
Domesticate v To pay homage to the architecture of the Taj Mahal or
St Paul’s Cathedral by having a large cupola built on your own house.