Today, boys and girls, we’re going to read about and look at pictures of large breasts. Not because we’re leering inanely, but because we care about breasts as a social issue. (Okay, some of us will be leering inanely and will no doubt end up leaving comments like ‘ii bby, i r want to seks u’, but we have to accept that if half the population is going to be above the average level of intelligence, then half has to be under. So next time you feel yourself getting irritated with an idiot who doesn’t seem to understand the Internet, or even the basic laws of Physics, don’t get angry at him/her, just be grateful that they’re making you look good.) Back to the breasts though, because that’s really why we are all here. I’ve decided to focus today on large breasts, as small breasts, while perfectly pleasant in their own way, fail to attract near the attention or controversy that their larger companions command.
I’ve compiled a few theories on why we might be attracted (and when I say ‘attracted’ I mean, ‘compelled to give attention to’ rather than some sort of dirty sexual meaning that would completely debase this entire argument) to large breasts.
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