A married young man went to see his Girl Friend, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oooh… David, I am fond of your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
David said, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she’d kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
"Oh, really, I can’t," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, David crawls into bed with his wife while she’s sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh, Adam, you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon."
Little twisters :
A dentist’s patient was grumbling about the fee. “Two hundred rupees
for pulling out a tooth!,” she exclaimed. “And it’s only a minute’s work.”
“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”
Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice.
He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
Patient: “How can I ever repay you for your kindness to me?”
Doctor: “By cheque, money order, or cash.”
wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “
Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription.
Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
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