Syllogism

Icicles are made of ice.

Bicycles are made of bice.

Micicles are made of mice.

Invisible Sports

Recently I began to

follow invisible sports.

I love invisible

ice hockey!

Paradox

Despite Facebook,

I am lonely.

Braid

I braided

my hair,

my beard,

my scarf.

Now, let

me braid

yours!

Vegan Warnings

I ignored

the vegan

warnings.

Now my

cholesterol

is 368.

Heard In A Dream

"I’ll have a Curriculum Burger!"