Larry often walks in my town. Today I hailed him as he was passing, and we spoke a little. "You look like a bearded elf," he told me. "You’re always walking," I replied. "I don’t feel well, without physical activity," he replied. "Probably no one does," I remarked. "They just don’t realize it."
"So write them a letter!" Larry said, walking off.
Here is the letter:
Dear Everyone:
Emulate Larry! Practice daily body-games! (The word "exercise" is dreary, n’est-ce pas?) Don’t overdo it, but don’t underdo it! Do it! You will thank me (and Larry).
Your pal,